May 2013
Do you remember this one time when someone...
atomlc:
and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
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sleepless-under-nightskies:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
obliviousruska:
richarcl:
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision
“I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.”
– John Steinbeck
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
“I found that every single successful person I’ve ever spoken to had a turning...”
– Brian Tracy
“I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.”
– Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
“Para as rosas, escreveu alguém, o jardineiro é eterno.”
– Machado de Assis
